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Some of the Most weird Sex Rituals in the Wild
When you were little, you probably subscribed to the Disney version of animal love, you know, the Tramp takes Lady out for dinner, they fall in love, kiss the end. The thought of sadism, homosexual sex, and masochism would never enter your mind right? Here is a list of the top sexually active creatures that really put the “Wild” into wildlife.
The Bonobo
Number One on Our list. Sex makes the Bonobo world go round, it shapes their entire social lives. Winning an argument often involves masturbation and they can be observed hugging and kissing, they are very affectionate. They are highly sexual, seem to enjoy mating doggy-style and even perform the act of fellatio on one another. When adult Bonobo’s get excited the females ten to rub their genitals together, while the males will grind their genitals against the butt of another male which is called “pseudo copulation”. Males have been known to engage in “penis fighting” when they are hanging from trees, they hold their penises and swing them against one another. Most scientists think that this type of behavior is the normal way for the Bonobo to say hello, and to stop fights.
Slugs
Slugs are hermaphroditic creatures; they have the female and the male organs, making their sex life pretty interesting. The Spotted-leopard slugs get down and dirty when they reproduce. They suspend themselves from a thick strand of mucus that holds them bonded together. While they are hanging there; they force out their large blue penises and wrap them around one another, then ejaculate, thus exchanging the genetic material necessary to reproduce.
While they are mating, their penises get stuck together, to set themselves free, they will chew their penises off. That may be the most extreme form of sadism, masochism and bondage in the animal world.
Snakes
Having one sexual organ is not enough for some animals, many lizards and snakes have two. Beside being one of the most ingenious killer in wild, Male snakes had to develop an interesting way to fornicate, since they can’t use lubrication and the females of the species have hard skin. The male snakes penis is a half penis, it is inside out. They need to have a great sense of timing, but when properly done, the snakes’ penis unrolls straight into their partner’s oviduct and will then inflate like a balloon. When the snake ejaculates, a second penis comes into play, prolonging the activity and ensuring that the mating is effective.
Female Dogs
Female dogs are great at holding onto their mates, literally. They have gigantic muscles in their vaginas that will hold the males penis in place while they are mating. The female dogs do this to make sure that he stays put until his sperm fertilizes her egg. This can go on for quite some time, and the female will just go about her business as if he is not attached to her hind quarters. She will sleep, walk around and even eat until the deed is done and she releases him.
Red Deer
Sometimes known as the Elk, has extremely long antlers that can grow up to two meters. Rubbing their antlers against the grass seems to excite them, they can reach an erection in seconds this way. Their antlers are their equivalent of a g-spot. The velvet on their horns protects their horns as they grow, and means that when they first start sprouting antlers, young deer are very horny, literally. They love rubbing their horns on everything around them during this time and are often seen with full erections.
Paper Nautilus
While it may not be possible for most animals to have sex from a distance, it is if you’re a Paper Nautilus. The male, spotting an attractive female, will swim away and seem to avoid her. However, once he reaches a distance his tentacle will detach, swim towards the female and penetrate her. The incredible detachable swimming penis! This is a marvel of genetics, that comes about to perpetuate the species, the female has an armored mollusk shell, the male doesn’t, hence the safe distance and detachable penis.
Anglerfish
The Angler fish has a glowing lure at the end of its nose, it searches the sea for a mate, which is difficult since predators naturally spread out. When he finds a mate, he bites her, inserts his reproductive organ, and quite literally will hold on for his entire life. Any time the female needs an egg fertilized he is right there to give her his semen.
